Sunday, April 12, 2009

Kissing Traumaramas!

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Kissing Traumaramas!

Spitting image:
"My new boyfriend and I were outside the movie theatre, waiting for my mom to pick me up. We hadn't kissed yet, but I had a feeling it was going to happen soon. Just as I was thinking about my dream scenario, he came up and kissed me with his mouth wide open and slobbered all over me. There was saliva everywhere! A second later my mom pulled up and yelled "Way to go! First kiss!" I was traumatized!"

Kissing up:
"After lunch, my boyfriend and I were talking at the top of the stairs. Class was starting, so we went in for our usual goodbye kiss. As I stepped up to meet his lips, I missed the stair and lost my balance.I ended u falling down the flight, and everyone clapped!"

Fall out girl:
"I was the lead in the school play, and I was psyched because my character had to kiss my crushes character. At our final show, when our big kiss came, my crush dipped me, but I leaned back too far and grabbed him to catch my balance. Then he fell on top of me as the whole school watched! The curtain dropped and we both scrambled up, mortified!"

Scent of a woman:
"I was waiting for my ride after school and my crush happened to be there too. We started talking and he said he'd always had a crush on me. He leaned in for a kiss, and then all of a sudden grabbed my butt. I was so shocked that I farted right on his hand! He looked disgusted. Whenever I see him in the hallway now, he looks away!"

So these are the ones I know and no these don't happen to me so don't ask just read and enjoy! More coming soon!


Anonymous said...

They're soo funny. I hope nothing like that happens to me! Ever!
(No offense meant if these happened to you, I'm just not good with embarressing things.) :D

Mussosgirl95 said...

HAHAHA! The one about the fart... was hilarious! i started to laugh so hard and my sister asked what was so funny.

xooRoxanneoox said...

I'm glad you liked them and no these did not happen to me thank god! :PPP
I'll post more this afternoon.